Trojan horse cock

A beverage comprised of a drop shot of rum into a beer. Similar to a jaeger bomb, but with rum and beer

Hey, wanna throw up? Try a trojan horse cock

by jon snow123 December 22, 2017

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Horse Carrot

A large fresh grown girthy almost horse like penis shaped carrot that is violently inserted into a looooose hugeeee itchy cooch

Hey mom just walked in on grandma inserting her horse carrot for pleasure

now I’m going to buy bleach for my eyes

by David horse man December 3, 2022

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adj. used to describe someone (often a man in a relationship with a horsegirl/woman) who probably makes a decent salary and would be otherwise well off is but broke due to excessive spending on horses (often to appease the horse-crazed wishes of the horsegirl/woman).

source: riley savage (8:13 Shirts That Go Hard Tier List—HIVEMIND UNLIMITED)
his source: no clue he might've made it up on the spot

1: hey man can i borrow $20
2: nah brother i'm broke i just spent $20K on Majestic Prince Beanie Belle Btamble Moonstar 2
1: that better not be another fucking horse dude
2: tf do you think
1: man u could be living good but u horse poor

by WHENTHEBOMBGOES December 30, 2023

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hot horse

Edible horse penis usually served with BBQ sauce or hot sauce can be deep fried, boiled, pan fried, pulled or grounded up

How do you want your hot horse.

Be careful your hot horse just came out the oven.

Um I would like my hot horse medium rare.

Is the hot horse fresh?

by Blank with blank May 13, 2019

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Trojan Horse

A person of Indian origin who moves to another country takes up citizenship there. But would do his long distance nationalism and would put India before his host country.

He's a trojan horse, he stays here but strives so hard to make a hindu country back home.

by philopianse7en November 15, 2022

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