FM

Fucking machine.
It's used in reference to a person who would you fuck repeatedly.

"Bro, that girl is such an FM, damn, wish I had a chance!"

by XanocoX March 18, 2018

fml

Feel my lunges

"Girl you're crazy"

"No girl fml"

by zoeyjameds May 13, 2018

FMP

Acronym: Free Market Provides

Person A: capitalism is retarded.
Person B: FMP

by M.C. Guire April 2, 2018

FMITD

Short for fuck me in the dick.
Often used by girls (especially after seeing the Netflix series "Girlboss")

Used as a way of expressing frustration, anger and confusion.

Sometimes also used as a way of expressing extreme happiness and relief.

"ohh my God Tiffany this sucks"

Tiffany: "yeah just FMITD "

...

Teacher: "You have to turn in your essay tomorrow"

Brittany: "OMG this is so not cool, someone just FMITD"

Girl finishes her period: "YEES FMITD!"

by wassupmanameisbritneybitch April 2, 2018

Fmeme

To Fmeme is to have sex with an opposite gender while blasting either cringe or other types of meme(s) and intentionally moan as loud as you can, usually to annoy your neighbors or people walking by.

Person1 > Dude, my neighbors must've had a Fmeme last night, and now I can't get Vinesauce outta my head for some reason...

Person2 > That was me. And I drew a dick on the back of your house. You're welcome.

by FuckinGhettorats May 21, 2018

Fmjhf96

Your MOMMA is Gay i sucked the fuck out of her titty milf

Your moms milk is good Fmjhf96

by GodMercy May 25, 2018

fml

FML = Feeling Marx's Love. By saying it you basically preach socialistic ideologies and marxism.

I had some great idea for an alternative to communism that would ACTUALLY work but I forgot. I ain't FML, but maybe some day.

by rollando5364 May 11, 2018