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Two's or Dudes 

A phrase used when entering a bar where all the occupants are ugly females or dudes. Derived from the 1-10 rating system of women's appearances. 1 being low, 10 being great, dudes not being rated.
Man this bar sucks! It's Two's or Dudes in here, and that dudes a two..... I'm out!!!
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Dudeplex 

1: A multiplex living space where all renting occupants are male.
2: A multiplex of any size where guys go to hang out, preferably occupied by at least one male renter.
"Hey, party at the Dudeplex tonight. Bring some fine ladies!"
Dudeplex by Deuce3454 June 10, 2009
Nickname Eminem and his, now deceased, best friend Proof gave to each other. Eminem speaks about this in a sad song written for Proof named Difficult.
"Dudey" – that's what we'd call each other
I don't know where it came from, but it just stuck with us
We was always brothers
Never thought about each other's skin colors
dudey by Winskee August 7, 2016
A retard from PS.Com and Rusty Joystick that continually crawls up Joey's ass because he's the most looked upto member. Has long hair, looks slightly gay, can't spell, can't use grammar, and is overall, quite annoying.
Did you see dude66 trying to get recognised by Joey, silly twunt.
One of the four craziest stuntmen from Finland. The Dudesons have a show on Spike TV which consists of them performing stunts and pulling pranks, including shitting in mailboxes, recieving darts to the stomach, and setting each other on fire while they sleep. The Dudesons are: Jukka, Jarno, Jarppi, and HB. They have befriended the skateboarding Jackass, Bam Margera, and the show finally gained access to homes across North America, as well as other continents, and is currently in the progress of causing misery to the parents of fans like me.
'These guys were started before Jackass was started' Steve-O
'The Dudesons f*cking rock!' Bam Margera
Of or pertaining to a dude, or dude accessories.
So, man, there's this dude from Cali. He's a surfer and bear hunter. His dudeage is off the charts man!
dudeage by Pe of Em May 21, 2007