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Mustard No Custard

Mustard No Custard is a term to describe something like a place or thing or event that is bad, not fun, frustrating or didn't go as planned it's a unique and kinda cringy way to express negative feelings

(the ironic part is i fucking love mustard)

Opposite of Custard No Mustard
"Yo, this party is mustard no custard man, the music is fire and everyone is here! LETS FUCKIN GO!"
by Moondust Aeon April 2, 2026
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Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch

Is when ur witch is so mangled that she can be called this. However, the person saying this literally worships the ground she walks on and loves her.
Omg Lucy is such an Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch that I would get on my hands and knees to worship her.
by Witch man August 28, 2022
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musty, crusty & dusty

used to describe someone who is old and weird.
used to describe someone who tries to be quirky but in fact is just lame. especially when they always make 'ur mom' jokes.
Jane: "Hey. Is that your new coach? He looks a little old though."
Amy: "Yea, unfortunately. He's musty, crusty & dusty. He always likes to nag us but doesn't train us that well either."

Ben: "Do you know who's my favourite person in the world?"
Tim: "Who ? Is it me?"
Ben: "LOL no. It's your mom"
Tim: "WTH. That's not that funny. You're musty, crusty & dusty."
by i like ur mom March 26, 2022
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good arm, custard

What you say shout when someone fails to catch an item you throw to them, like keys, balls, a small bag etc.

The arm equivalent of 'Spaghetti Legs'; someone with ‘Custard Arms'.
Person 1: ‘Go Long!’ *throws item*
Person 2: *catches, and tries to hold onto it before dropping it.*
Person 1: ‘Good arm, Custard!’
by Lanky J March 15, 2024
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