Hot Chocolate Surprise

When a man or a woman defecates on a double scooping of Rocky Road Ice-cream and a fudge nut brownie topped with purée beershit. Microwave for 90 seconds. Serve with love!

Sally was on her rag and demanded her husband Lloyd bring her a fresh Hot Chocolate Surprise. Upon consumption, Sally's cramps subsided. Lloyd ran for towels.

by RatBass May 11, 2010

Special K Chocolate

the greatest food, in the history of mankind. very popular among overweight spanish teachers.

i got mah Special K Chocolate.

by mEtal0796 May 29, 2009

Chocolate Hot-dog

Also called the butt sausage, the Chocolate Hot-dog is a turd.

Who squeezed out a chocolate hot-dog into the urinal?

by Emilio Prieto December 1, 2010

Chocolate Rain Bomb

When a person puts on the song Chocolate Rain on full blast on their friend's computer speakers and then immediately runs out of their friend's home.

I can't believe Shane Chocolate Rain Bomb-ed Joey! The funeral's Tuesday.

by TheGreatSpritzingFuck August 27, 2010

Emergency chocolate bar

The chocolate bar you keep in your backpack, purse, or work desk to eat on a really horrible day.

Th emergency chocolate bar takes some self restraint as it cannot be eaten for any regular chocolate craving. It may stay in your bag/purse/desk for months but you will be glad it is there when you need it.

Melissa: I had such a horrible day, thank god I have my emergency chocolate bar.

by ChocolateGirl01 January 16, 2011

chocolate salty balls

a specialty cooked by the pimp character chef on the show south park. also refers to his balls.

Stick 'em in your mouth and suck 'em.- Chef, referring to his chocolate salty balls

by RMG October 27, 2004

chocolate chips

after retracting the penis after having anal sex and you have litle bits of poo on the penis, you let them dry and they will become real true chocolate chips.

Bob: fuck! i hhave some shit on my dick!
Geena: OMFG those are huge!!!!...let them dry and they will become real nice chocolate chips!

by Erny January 29, 2007