A man whos penis is a foot longer than eveyone else, and strikingly handsome. Jacob can be a strong and charming man who can snag any girl, without the needing to talk to them. Hes a magnet to all thicc girls only a beta male could dream of. Jacob is friends with almost everyone and if your not friends with him, you have a tiny penis. Jacob is the man of your dreams, and good luck trying to get a Jacob
"I bet Jacob has a 10 inch cock"
"Omg, Jacob is sooo hot"
If only i could have even the slightest chance with jacob.
"Omg, Jacob is sooo hot"
If only i could have even the slightest chance with jacob.
by xxxthanos April 29, 2019

by Gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy69 November 1, 2021

An incompetent asshole of a brother. He doesn’t help people unless forced too. A dick too his siblings but decent to others.
by Blissyay3 October 15, 2018

Jacob is a guy who absolutely loves goths and femboys and would get on his knees and call them mommy no questions asked?
by FemboyLover90210 June 12, 2022

by Jack smith6273 November 7, 2019
