Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day

On May 13th Guadalupe gets on her hands and knees for Joseph’s dick.

“Lupita you know what day it is right?”
“Oh you talking about-
“Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day, now get down.”

by daelynfr May 9, 2024

national ride your boyfriend day

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“you know it’s may 10th?”
“yeah?”
okay. it’s national ride your boyfriend day?

by khloe castillo May 10, 2024

Femboy day

May 11th is national femboy day because femboys agreed on this. On this day you must either:

-become a femboy
-ask out a femboy
-annoy a femboy

Chris: "did you hear it's femboy day?"
Random femboy: "really uwu :3"
Chris: "ya it is uwu"

by Anonfemboy May 11, 2024

national give your gf flower day

Today is the day you need to appreciate your girl by giving some flower cause why not

Boy: Here are some flowers babe
Girl: oh my god thank you so much. But why though

Boy: no reason, it’s National give your gf flower day and I just want to appreciate you.
Girl: Oh my gosh thank you so much. I love youuuu

by Just a lover babe May 12, 2024

National Momma’s Boy Day

The day for the all of the momma’s boys out there who love their mothers so much

Happy National Momma’s Boy Day!

by sparklinghotdog May 12, 2024

National Munt Day

September 12th, National munt.

Isaiah: Hey it’s September 12th National Munt Day
Keaton: Thank god they just buried my grandma

by W. S. May 12, 2024

Furry slayer day

On April 4th is Furry slayer day you can beat or annoy any furry and they can not fight or argue back. Ff you participate in furry slayer day you do NOT have to paticipate in Furry slayer day

"hey bro its furry slayer day"

by GooberRooberton May 12, 2024