by thyneceo January 27, 2024
Get the shut up mug.When you out a bagel around your dick and the bagel picks up the sperm that is excerpted out of your urethra.
Mom: What is this Johnny
Johnny: That’s my Bagel Pick-Me-Up, it happens when I can’t keep my pants up
Johnny: That’s my Bagel Pick-Me-Up, it happens when I can’t keep my pants up
by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018
Get the Bagel Pick-Me-Up mug.A term used in many platforms such as Instagram Reels. The term is slightly derogatative and maybe offensive to some people. Oil up means to pour baby oil on your body and obviously record yourself covered in it.
by Lil Zaza Devourer May 21, 2024
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Brad: Is Kyle ever going to be ready to leave for the party?
Steve: No. He's dial-up so we will be here a while.
Steve: No. He's dial-up so we will be here a while.
by CarlReiner February 8, 2012
Get the Dial-up mug.To perform this you first must have a boner in a public place. Now if you feel the need to ejaculate but don't want to actually jerk off, just stick your dick under your belt and blow a load right in your belly button, thus the sunny side up
by furgalish March 13, 2015
Get the sunny side up mug.Jesse got catfish caught up with "Sarah" who turned out to be John.
I do not accept friend requests from people I do not know cause I don't want to get catfish caught up.
I do not accept friend requests from people I do not know cause I don't want to get catfish caught up.
by KattLee January 23, 2014
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