Kiss ESD day

A day in wich you kiss ESD at all times

OH My god Its Kiss ESD day! I must give it lots of kisses

by Mistka November 18, 2023

National Fucking Day

Today’s not your average Tuesday. Or Wednesday. Or whatever day it is. No, today is National F*cking Day — and whether you're interpreting that literally, metaphorically, or sarcastically, you're probably not wrong.

Me: Today's National Fucking Day!!Would you let me fuck you?
Her:Um fine i guess

by Alucardious August 31, 2025

GOC Day

October 30th. The official day of the GOC. It also marks the first victory over Team Distortion, also know as Team Ergon.

Person A - “Hey man! Wanna hang today?”
Person B - “Sorry man. It’s October 30th”
Person A - “What’s the occasion?”
Person B - “It’s fucking GOC Day baby!”

by EXLALPHAWOLF October 29, 2022

Fuck you but have a nice day

When a nice guy wants to tell somebody that he should fuck off.

Some Random Asshole:Hey Nice guy you suck ass

Nice guy: well fuck you but have a nice day

by DxLtV June 19, 2021

National Devour a C00lkidd Body Pillow Day

It’s in the title itself, The day happens on March 17th. On this day, you must eat a c00lkidd body pillow for literally zero reason.

Awh shit, “National Devour a C00lkidd Body Pillow Day” is coming up! We are so fuckin done for.

by potato devourer April 4, 2025

National Lilyah Maness Day

English: Nation Lilyah Maness Day is November 9th. This is the day we appreciate Lilyah and give her a nice gift for being such a good role model.

German: Der Tag der Nation Lilyah Maness ist der 9. November. Dies ist der Tag, an dem wir Lilyah schätzen und ihr ein schönes Geschenk machen, weil sie so ein gutes Vorbild ist.

Hey David, Today is National Lilyah Maness Day!

by Linda Menetti October 30, 2021

Happy tall day

September 3rd is happy tall day. All my shawtys give your very tall tree friend 10$ yeah that’s right give us that nature green paper.

“Rylee! It’s happy tall day! Here’s 10 dollars!” “Thanks Lilly thanks for the 10$!”

by D0lless September 2, 2021