A horse is the most wonderful animal on this earth. These animals are intelligent as well as sweet and wild. They can make you happy, they can make you want to pull your hair out; but over all horses are great friends. Although they only live to about thirty years old, they will live forever in your heart.
by Horses 🐎 January 29, 2018
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The attractive male was adorned by many women who sought to bear his children. As he had no desire to fill their fertilize their vessels, they resorted to extreme measures. A fine maiden lured the young stallion to her chambers and during a lustful romp her co-conspirators leapt from the dresser and captured his seed. This soon turned in to a lucrative career for the maidens, dubbed horse breeding, as this process is commonplace in the village stables.
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"Look at him, he is so horse."
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Get the Horse mug.*clears throat* A horse girl is a girl who Is overly obsessed with horses, she will wear horse shirt and usually have braids like she is three and a half, a horse girl will also have a weird obsession to ONLY gallop like a horse in gym class, in parking lots, and even stores. if you ever se a horse girl be sure you immediately evacuate the premises for your own good, nd if you ever meet me also evacuate the area (I like horses).
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