Taylor

Taylor is the most beautiful bitch you’ll ever meet. She’s got long legs, a cute laugh, and bruises so mysterious you’ll ask yourself “I didn’t know you can get hurt sleeping.” She’s neurotic and loyal, you can say whatever you want about her and she might cry a bit and write a poem about it, but if you EVER say anything about her family or friends you’re gonna wish you were never born sicko! Marriage material, day 1, propose on sight. Literally ever person she interacts with should not be “starting a conversation” just getting down on one knee with a lil box in hand and maybe a street performer you hired to play “The Reason” by Hoobastank.

Guy 1: who’s that fuggo over there?
Guy 2: well it for sure isn’t Taylor, she’s a dime.
Guy 1: I’m gonna propose to Taylor now.
Guy 2: no I’m going to propose to Taylor you fuggo!

by Hoobastanklover420 July 10, 2023

taylor tierney

a person who is a ruthless murderer. kills every specimen of the bird category, especially geese. will shoot you, and pull your hair out until your scalp starts bleeding.

“what’s a taylor teirney”

a taylor tierney is a ruthless, and stupid murderer.

by Dave Grohls girlfriend December 26, 2021

Taylor

It’s some tall hot guy that is probably dating some stupid short girl, he also probably has a massive cock

Taylor: hey
short girl: let’s see that dick

by Michael jackson’s fav June 17, 2022

TAYLOR

Nazi

Is that a Taylor not that’s a nazi

by Definitelyproffeser May 20, 2021

Rogerina Taylor

Rogerina is the name given to Roger Taylor's alter-ego in British rock band Queen's "I Want To Break Free" music video. (S)he has been constantly getting people confused about their sexuality since 1984.

Men who claim to be straight after laying their eyes about Rogerina are so deep in the closet they're finding Christmas presents.

My friend (sometime in 2023): "Fuckit - I'll go bi for Rogerina Taylor."

by titty69muncher August 10, 2024

Taylor

Taylor is a big fucking cunt that likes women and sleeps with her own dad who gets stuck in the laundry machine all the time because he has crippling autism.

OMG she is such a taylor! did you hear what she did?

by GayhomoCHed January 16, 2020

Taylor Swift

THE MUSIC INDUSTRY
MY THERAPY
BLONDIE
TAY TAY
RULER OF THE SWIFTIES
T-SWIZZLE

Taylor swift is the MUSIC INDUSTRY
Friend - "You need therapy."
Me - "I have Taylor Swift"
Blondie's at it again!
Tay Tay is so slay slay
ALL HAIL THE RULER OF THE SWIFTIES
T-swizzle is such a hottie

by swiftiefvr_13 April 16, 2024