P(enis)TSD

When you receive a horrifying, unwanted dick pic and have disturbing recurring flashbacks of the traumatic event.

My cousin sent me a dick pic and now I have a severe case of P(enis)TSD!

by 4ShitsSake April 29, 2014

Hi, anybody there :P ?

The popular opening phrase used in texts by socially awkward guys to seem vaguely casual and interesting without being excessively needy and extra; there is also the clever use of an emoji to convey a playful boyish spirit. It is important to note that this only seems cool to them and not the intended recipient of the text

Normal People:

N: Hey, how's it going?
M: Not much
N(internally): I'm going to die alone and unloved

Socially Awkward

N: Hi, anybody there :P ?
M: Not much
N (internally): I am a cool, funny and valid human being

by Parasitical Pineapple October 23, 2017

wsxrfvyhnik,p;/.lomjubgtcdezaq

When you are way to bored and you have already typed mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, ect.

person 1. what are you doing
person 2. being bored
person 1. type wsxrfvyhnik,p;/.lomjubgtcdezaq

by TheMan11HasADogNamed#### September 22, 2020

one hundo p

slang for “one hundred percent”

“are you down to go to the party tonight?”

“oh yeah, one hundo p”

by yellow bottle November 13, 2019

Shawn P. Vector

Shawn P. Vector is the man with the best Rizz AKA Mr.Rizz

Shawn P. Vector is defined as the the man with the power of rizzing up women especially Angelie.

by Mr.desbienTheGoat February 8, 2023

The 3 P's of Aborigines

The term refers to Piss, Paint and Petrol

Gunyah 1. Hey what's that nunga doing?

Gunyah 2. He's just adhering to the 3 P's of Aborigines mate

by Floorduck September 24, 2023

Treat milega? :P

Asking for a treat when you find someone happy/promoted/expressing ecstasy.

milega? is a hindi word which means "can i"

Treat milega? :P : can i get/have a treat?

:P - you are not sure if the other person would be willing to treat you.

you seem to be very happy. treat milega? :P

wow! you have been promoted. treat milega? :P

Not bad,you got engaged. treat milega? :P

by Softykid December 16, 2010