Douche Metal Dork

An idiot who thinks Metallica is the best metal band ever, who's politics change like a babies underwear and purchases metal paraphernalia to justify his existence.

What a douche metal dork, everything is metal or nothing. Secretly rubs his Hulk Hogan WWF action figure inappropriately on very appropriate areas.

by Powdered Douche Nut July 9, 2025

Clanking metal

When a man and woman have intercourse while fully decked out in genital piercings, making the sounds of metal hitting each other

I couldn't sleep all night cause my roomie was clanking metal with his hood rat gf all night.

by Wrttn_n_blood August 3, 2025

Metal detector

A simp that goes after every girl but never fucks them
The same way a metal detector always finds but never digs

X:look, Bosco is going after that chick
Y:yeah but he's a metal detector

by VirginBitch420 August 31, 2025

metal

clinky clanky
clinky clinky
clanky clanky

the ostrich ate metal

by Expose em August 31, 2025

Full metal everything

A fat gay man on the lounge discord server.
They usually think they're tuff and are cool but in reality they're virgin and restarted.

Ewww you're so full metal everything I don't want you!!

by Akane233 September 4, 2025

I wanted to give Melissa Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I wanted to give Melissa Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

I wanted to give David "Adrian-Angelique-Adryan-Axel-Enzo-Ezio-Auditore)" Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses?

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 1: Yes.
Person 1: I wanted to give David "Adrian-Angelique-Adryan-Axel-Enzo-Ezio-Auditore)" Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025