Internet

Probably the only thing you need in this time and era.

*the internet is out* "Time to die!"

by Nagi0e November 3, 2018

Internet

The secret form of a dictionary everyone abuses.

The text message said " If I had a brother, I would sepaku, if you don't know what that means, use the Internet!"

by h0l0gr4m1c June 16, 2016

The Dark Internet Rule

The rule of the internet where if you mention something seen on the "dark side of the internet" you must not speak of it. Those who do are ultimately shamed and often disowned.

You better follow the Dark Internet Rule, or else your sister and I will have no choice but to shame you endlessly.

by PheoShayett November 27, 2016

Internet Phantom

A person who only appears on the internet very rarely much to the chagrin of their friends who wish they were around more to absorb their awesomeness.

Dang it, his posts are awesome but theres like one a year, he's such an internet phantom.

by Lord Cuddlesworth February 12, 2019

Internet scurvy

1. A common occurrence when a person playing (often games) on the internet neglects to eat or drink food for a long enough period that they die or their body atrophies to a husk.

2. A tragic plague that struck many internet pirates after limewire went down

"Did you hear about that Korean Starcraft player?"
"No what?"
"He died of internet scurvy in an internet cafe surrounded by food after playing starcraft for 40 hours"

by Captain Book January 23, 2013

internet whore

Someone who performs sex acts through live video chat or sends nude pictures of themselves to multiple different people through their own choice. It is like being a whore, but over the Internet.

She is such an "internet whore", she's had Skype sex with three different guys this week!

by A crazy girl with eyes June 5, 2016

Internet Celebrity Wallcrawler_pics

The most famous and influential woman on the internet. Women fear her, Fish love her

Woah, you know /the/ Internet Celebrity Wallcrawler_pics???

by Rah.04 April 2, 2025