high calorie human

A fat person; the "nice" way to call someone fat or to refer to someone who is fat when you are too weak to tell them the truth.
"Two high calorie humans wanted for allegedly setting fire to an apartment in Toronto.
"two WHAT?"
by RyanTheDefiner May 26, 2024
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Human Waterfall

The act of urinating and drinking a beer simultaneously.
Chad was so keen to get bent just as fast as humanly possible, he wouldn't even put down the beer to take a leak. Fellow party guests watched in awe as he demonstrated more than a dozen Human Waterfalls before finishing his case of beer.
by spacehead74 September 15, 2020
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Sub-human

Anyone who is a member of the LGBT community.
That sub-human piece of garbage ruined the day with its whining.
by Crusader_001 February 19, 2024
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Meta-Human

A particular type of person who believes and lives by humanity and is not ready or incapable of moving on to new worlds future of a Meta-Verse and newer technologies..
Meta-Human (adj) Farmer Joe is a Meta-Human. We are Just beginning to work our way out of the MetaHuman world.
by GuysWord December 04, 2021
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human scientopsies

it is a kind of a hundred feet created by a madman somewhere in the world about a centipede created with humans that is hooked by the anus of each person and the poop of each one goes through everyone and taste the poop of each one.
1: I'm going to do a hundred human scientopsies with my friends on Thursday.
by rutentol November 13, 2023
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Humane

This word usually means to be passionate, caring, and ethical. But can also mean to act human, you can say "This is acting humane." or, "He/She's acting humane."
"My sim acts so humane"
"This robot is so humane!"
Saying hello humanes though..That wouldn't work of course.
by Urana October 18, 2017
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One Man Human Centipede

A trick that surgeons use on patients who are being disrepectful to them or their staff. The procedure involves attaching penis to anus.
"This guy flashed one of the nurses. So I gave him the old One Man Human Centipede. Was fucking hilarious!"
by twindle April 11, 2015
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