hold your horses

someone is telling u to mentally stable… i could never
or your just a full on horse

sophia: hold your horses jess

jess: i could never

by nicepear8 August 23, 2021

SEEL RED HORSE INC

SEEL RED HORSE INC Is a company located in PENNSYLVANIA , well you can find them at the valley forge square tower

SEEL RED HORSE INC
ADDRESS: (valley forge square)661-681 Moore Rd, King of Prussia ,PA 19406
TEL: [phone]
EMAIL: [e-mail]

SEEL RED HORSE INC

by SEEL RED HORSE INC April 20, 2022

Horse Breeding

When a mysterious individual interrupts sexual intercourse by transferring male penis from the vagina to a container intended to capture ejaculate. The sample is then sold to the highest bidder for reproductive uses.

The attractive male was adorned by many women who sought to bear his children. As he had no desire to fill their fertilize their vessels, they resorted to extreme measures. A fine maiden lured the young stallion to her chambers and during a lustful romp her co-conspirators leapt from the dresser and captured his seed. This soon turned in to a lucrative career for the maidens, dubbed horse breeding, as this process is commonplace in the village stables.

by Sir Fancylot April 7, 2025

Horse Digger

Basically someone who dates another person mainly because they dig their horse more than the person.

Yar is dating Dldar because he has a horse

she’s such a horse digger it’s unbelievable!

by TheCoolerTwin June 19, 2022

Drip Horse

A male who loves to follow and wear the latest fashion trends; specifically Austin, Texas hipster fashion.

Look at Tan Flanders’ embroidered bumblebee Pearl snap shirt; he’s such a drip horse.

by Buckpizza December 6, 2021

The horse

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THE HORSE IS NOT REAL, PAY IT NO ATTENTION

by LeslieWren February 12, 2022

wooden horse torture

the wooden horse is a triangular prism normally set up on legs. (not actual human legs) The person being tortured is to straddle the horse. Since the wooden triangular prism is set on the legs so the edge faces upward, the person straddling the horse experiences immense pain and could be left with permanent damage. This is commonly used as a type of torture in BDSM.

"Wooden horse torture turns me on."
"That's really kinky!!"

by Dahlia (didi) February 23, 2024