fake Marine

Someone who although might have been in the Marines completely dishonors the name living their life like some douche who peaked in high school who lies cheats commits tax fraud scams people and beats women
Blaine Harold is a fake Marine
by Better than Blaine January 12, 2025
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fake ran yoda

When a retarded snail gets mixed with one to many chromosomes and sprouts human legs
“Did you see how much Johnny was a fake ran yoda last night?”
by Magical boy November 21, 2022
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Fake dyke

A girl who dress like a Male bit a girl. Shes not lesbian so she's a fake dyke.
Fake dyke.
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by Mary Naseret April 19, 2020
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fake boyfriend syndrome

When you feel like your boyfriend doesn't really exist because you're in a long distance relationship and you forget what they sound like/look like
I wonder what my boyfriend's doing right now.. oh wait.. Do I have a boyfriend? I must have fake boyfriend syndrome.
by honoura November 22, 2013
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person 1: has a bag of chips
person 2: "if he cant break bread he fake."
person 1 now has to share his stuff towards person 2.
ex. 2

person has girlfriend
person 2: "if he cant break bread he fake''
it is now THEIR girlfriend
by chemz-88 November 28, 2022
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Fake Chipleader

A guy who thinks he is awesome, but really has a lot to be modest about.
Are Gill and Jonny suitable for promotion? No way, they're all talk and no trousers; real fake chipleaders!
by Django Elf March 19, 2021
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fake kicking

when you pretend to be coming off of a drug you have never been into, or had a part of distributing / making.
" y'all was fake kicking shit so ima dap you with the lefty "
by RATCHETGANGYUHEARD August 15, 2017
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