It’s a nice morning at your friends house, after you wake up from an insane sleepover your friend offers you a nice big bowl of cereal, you wonder why everybody stares at you smiling as you eat it, wait why does it taste weird?.. It turns out the milk is all of your friends combined semen Hahaha
by Shaquavion Taneta O’Quayle Jr. February 1, 2023

by The man with the lemon shoes April 17, 2021

Fake means someone who will act like your friend but talk shit behind your back, use you, steal all your friends, and disclude you then try and act all nice.
Ava Tap is fake she talks shit behind everyone’s back but calls people fake when she’s the fake one.
by Big Meep September 5, 2022

when something is trying to be tuff so hard but it sends up being corny af. usually has a either a long ass name or one short word
fake tuff guy : Oi bucko, my name is Dontavious Higgelbottom, also known as The Destroyer of Worlds. What do you want,pinhead?
roadman reece : oi fam ill break ya legs fam your way too fake-tuff for me laddington yer cooked
roadman reece : oi fam ill break ya legs fam your way too fake-tuff for me laddington yer cooked
by ThatFellaSpear August 1, 2025

by Traesuffff1 September 1, 2023

Jimmy: you are stupid
bob: *holds back tears*
Jimmy: omg you are a Fake man!!!
Bob: why?
Jimmy: you held back your tears!
bob: *holds back tears*
Jimmy: omg you are a Fake man!!!
Bob: why?
Jimmy: you held back your tears!
by Fake Men Advocate April 14, 2022
