cookie boner

when ur pp looks long but its as soft as a cookie out of the oven

my dads pp was a cookie boner

by periodwithtrans January 25, 2023

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Disco Boner

When a DJ mixes from one song into the next so perfectly that one becomes so euphoric they attain what is known as a disco boner. Other symptoms may include goosebumps, screaming, twirling, whistling and waving arms in the air like you just don’t care. One of the highest compliments you can give a DJ.

"Man, the DJ is on fire tonight, that last mix gave me a disco boner!"

by DDiscoMMan April 24, 2023

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ZESTY BONER

A Gay boner

Mark: stop being a zesty boner

Cam:what does that mean

Andrew: when your gay and get an erection
Cam: Oh I have a Zesty boner

by Big rock beater April 25, 2023

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Golf boner

The act of becoming aroused by golfing or thinking about golfing.

Jim canceled his date because he got a golf boner on the way home from work.

by HinckleyHappy December 20, 2022

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Boner monkey

An employee with little experience, or of low seniority within a blue-collar operation. Boner monkeys are typically assigned insignificant or undesirable work, such as operating a shovel.

Contractor : "I need to carry 6 pallets of bricks to the back of the property"
Client: "Why haven't you hired a boner monkey to handle the grunt work?"

by Hugh G Reckshin July 11, 2023

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