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Longs

Clean-burning paper that comes in packs of numerous sizes. Used to wrap tobacco, weed, or any other plant the user wishes to cleanly and easily smoke.
Oi Brovva ive run outta longs need to steal some before I can smoke this Ganja
by sllukSfOecA October 30, 2017
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Long range angry dolphin

When you fire a nerf dart at a foe and it wedges itself in between their butt cheeks or inserts itself completely
We were nerf battling and the bastard gave me the old long range angry dolphin.
by Aeden Kirin June 21, 2017
mugGet the Long range angry dolphinmug.
Tom Holland Simps live 5-15 years
How long Tom Holland Simps liveOMG YOUR A Tom Holland Simps love 5-15 years you are going to die
by Tom Holland Sucks March 9, 2022
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Long Donking

When you go to town on a girl with your long Dank all night long.
Yo Davie was out Long Donking his girl all last night she aint been movin for days yo.
by JBopizzle April 20, 2011
mugGet the Long Donkingmug.

The Long

Something that takes longer to read, watch, or write
Usually taking more than 2 hours

Someone who has achieved reading, watching, or writing said long thing
Have you achieved The Long yet?

Have you become one with the Long?
by Link Linkus Binkus January 14, 2022
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