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Sniff The Toilet

A word for when you ask the teacher to use the bathroom just so you can secretly skip a bit of class and they don't believe you.
Deniz: Mr.O, can I go to the bathroom?
Mr. O: What, so you can go sniff the toilet? You can wait until after class .
Deniz: C'mon man!
Mr.O: No.
by Richeal Mosen October 6, 2016
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[Toilet dragon]

1. A terrifying, unremovable creature that will not vacate the bowl of you're toilet without a fight- cannot be killed with tritional munitions, seek help of hobbit.
2. A sentient, rabid turd with razor sharp teeth- commonly found with glowing, malevolant eyes filled with a ravenous hatred of all things living: vacate home and avoid all plumbing and psychological help and do not under any circumstance take the medications for you're mental health or stop licking that hallucinagenic toad you are holding.
Trust noone and never stop running- they are all working with it, trust and believe.
The struggle is as real as you're need for professional help, because noone can save you now, and it's only a matter of time before carl the turd finishes his work and ends the life anyone unfortanute enough to lay eyes on this unrelenting incarnate of evil- it will not stop until you are dead and has followers everywhere so get used to running and holding it at all costs.
Good luck, you will need it.
1. Sounds like you've got a Toilet dragon in there... I'll just go outside.
2. Oh no, I just made a Toilet dragon, it's all over now, this is all folks. The teeth....
by shiftmybits February 1, 2018
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Skibidi Toilet

"Have you seen Episode 70 of Skibidi Toilet?"
"Die."
by Lithma November 12, 2024
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Toilet Paper

When you want to toilet paper Laura's neighbor's house but Kirk suggests you use her sheets instead.
If we use Laura's sheets to toilet paper their house they can use a blacklight and DNA testing to find her.
by Kirk Loveday December 7, 2019
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skibidi mewing sigma toilet chad

the work of satan

every cringy ass yt shorts toddler's dreams is seeing a skibidi toilet say that
A: hi
B: skibidi mewing sigma toilet chad
A: kill yourself
by killmealready2736272763 May 15, 2024
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Toilet Duck

Toilet Duck (somebody/something) to criticize a person or organization for tagging or mentioning others in an online social media post.
The well known entrepreneur decided to toilet duck a small startup after he was tagged in a post about climate change.

She was toilet ducked by the head of media from a corporation that citing their brand should not be tagged in online posts.
He doesn’t believe that toilet ducking individuals on social media should be socially acceptable.
by Super-le-Tiv February 6, 2022
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Toilet Trilogy

When you simultaneously beat your meat, piss, and shit on the toilet.
Dude, I just had the fattest toilet trilogy in my mom's house!
by keknees June 6, 2022
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