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goat's law

If a man owns goat,
He must provide goat,
to any and all of his friends, of whom are tripping balls and want to play with said fucking goat with in 15mins or be hanged by the neck till dead!!!!
Dude bring the fucking goat, it's goat's law
by King mammal August 31, 2018
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Goat Burrito

When you're about to ejaculate down a woman's throat and you karate chop her in the jugular, she sounds like a goat eating a burrito.
"That bitch couldn't breath after I Goat burritoed her"
by Burrito Boy August 2, 2017
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haystack goat masher

When two hillbilly's mash their nuts together after harvesting second crop hay.
When my cousin Terry and I got off the tractor. We went and had ourself a haystack goat masher.
by Thehillbilly6969 October 5, 2018
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The GOAT

Yousef Al Zenky
Yousef AL Zenky is the GOAT.
by Benjamin E. Dover May 10, 2022
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The Goats

The Greatest of All Time.

Matt and Melissa are the Goats of the 5-Pin Bowling World. If they were to have children they would be the baby Goats.
Matt and Melissa are the Goats of the 5-Pin Bowling World. If they were to have children they would be the baby Goats.
by MDRUNOUT February 1, 2023
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Goat Hour

The point at which one has gone with out sleep long enough that they enter a state similar to intoxication. Generally comedy is enhanced and most activities increase in difficulty.
I slept so little last week, I think I spent more time in goat hour than in bed!
by lamwigvam March 4, 2015
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Adel goat

Adel is really cool and goat and fat gaming guy he’s cool
Yo look it the adel goat im gonna lose nnn
by Nade the goat November 16, 2020
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