Grandma Time

Grandma Time is quality time spent with your grandma. Everyone, even punk-ass metalheads, has at least one moment in their life that they can qualify as Grandma Time. It should never be interrupted, because Grandma Time lost cannot be recovered. Ever.

*John Lydon is walking through London with his grandma when fan walks up to the pair*
Fan-"Dude, omg, I am a HUGE fan of the Sex Pistols! Can I have your autograph!"
*Lydon pulls switchblade on fan*
Lydon-"Do NOT interrupt my Grandma Time!"
Lydon's grandma pulls out a butterfly knife and whispers-"Don't interrupt his Grandma Time..."

by mersbearshippunk March 7, 2009

freedom time

Ironic name for U.S. eastern standard time (EST). Invented in response to whiny euros complaining about important meetings and operations being posted in U.S. time rather than there own faggy timezone(s) exclusively.

Tonight's operation will kick off at 1900 hrs. freedom time, you communist bastards.

by Joe Tourney July 8, 2011

bad time

At some point you just die
And the game over screen appears
And Determination starts playing
And you’re just like

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

‘do you wanna have a bad time?’ -sans undertale

by annoying dog January 3, 2023

gq time

When its time to get spiffied up for the ladies.sleek or handsome

"Hey Chris,wanna get dressed for the club tonight?"

"Hell yeah man! Its GQ time !!"

by youngSavy December 4, 2013

time out

A way of rescuing yourself from a failed joke (it must be said quickly before anyone else can time you out) or a way of letting someone know that what they'd just said didn't work and/or was not funny.

"I'll buy that for a dollar! (no one laughs because this was only funny during Robocop's theatrical release) Time out..."

by Skibs76 January 26, 2017

cat time

Rest and relaxation time (what cats do all the time).

I went home after for some cat time.

by Dorado Jackson August 7, 2006

Tuffy time

When you get stuck in a situation that you don't want to deal with.

Hooker: You look awfully clean tonite.

John: Oh yeah, I had Misty mulch my sak last night.

Hooker: Yeah you did you dirty dog. It must have been tuffy time for her.

John: Ohh yeah, she got me.

by Lee lee Norris February 20, 2007