Thomas

Someone who's practically asking to be dropkicked every other second

"Ooo look thomas is being a dumbass- losin both his shoes again"
"Les go and dropkick em"

by Choo_Choo_btc April 17, 2023

Thomas

That little shit is named after a fucking train who lost the genetic lottery.
His very presence inspires AIDS in his friends and family.

Yesterday I gave him a muffin and right now he is looking over my shoulder complaining that it was only the bottom
He deserves the Capital punishment. The one with Lyssa involved
I wanna castrate him with a fucking chainsaw.

Go check out Thomas's Grinder account. But wear protection because you might get AIDS.

by SATAN HAIL SATAN May 29, 2019

Thomas Admiration

Pretty/perfect/ adorable/ hot no matter what you look like

I have thomas admiration no matter what you look like

by Menopause December 13, 2022

Thomas Brack

A Thomas Brack is an incredibly annoying pompous ginger male with a tiny penis. Typically with an aggravating laugh.

"the date was terrible! You were right- he was a fucking Thomas Brack"

by AN0NYM0USB1TCH July 3, 2022

martyn thomas

Martyn thomas is an Mi5 agent, he is a secret spy. He lives to catch baddies

Phrases have been used like

"That bond bloke has nothing on Martyn Thomas"
"Heyyyy, the names thomas, martyn thomas"
"There's a martyn thomas in my boots" - woody toy story

by JDawgyDawwwwg April 3, 2012

Thomas

At first he's not your type a little nerdy but once you spend time with him you start falling for his adorable sexy nerdy ass and he is absolutely nasty and a asshole but can't help but love his ass !!!!!

Thomas is the best in bed !!!

by That's my girl !!! September 29, 2025

Thomas

A name or surname of someone super fucking hot

Sarah: Yeah her names Thomas.

Jessica: She's so hot
Sarah: I know right. I wouldn't mind dating her.

by Warrior x October 2, 2021