Rusty Trombone

A sex move in which one takes a hit from a bong and then blows into another asshole in hopes of getting said person intoxicated.

"Holy shit I'm horny as hell, whilst craving some weed... quick grab the bong, I want you to give me a rusty trombone."

by maclomshiiter June 7, 2022

Rusty Dakota

Having sex with a girl on her period, and then putting it in her butt just before climaxing.

"She was on her period and wouldn't stop bleeding. So to make it up to me, she let me give her a Rusty Dakota."

by Swood September 12, 2014

Rusty milk

Rusty milk is when you’re having sex with an absolutely gorgeous girl. And all of a sudden your dad who you have not seen the past 18 years of your life suddenly walks into the bedroom while you’re in the act of clapping cheeks, takes the beautiful girl and pours the gallon of milk that he said he would get into her asshole and makes you drink the milk out of it. He then gets her pregnant and leaves to get another gallon of milk, thus the cycle repeats

My dad rusty milked me last night. I had numerous reasons to cry

by Plugwalker05 July 22, 2022

Rusty Pig

The embodiment of playing electronica at 4:30 in the morning after a night of drunken drag debauchery.

"Man, last night I had my radio show after seeing Rocky Horror. It was such a rusty pig."

by fierysexbuckets2010 January 14, 2011

Scrub rusty clamps

To fuck an older woman who hasn't had sex in years

Hey guys I can't go to the bar I'm gonna scrub rusty clamps

by Big ńick digga December 24, 2021

Rusty Violin

Tongue jacking her shit box whilst fingering her clit.

I was giving Becky the old rusty violin when her mom walked in and ruined it.

by Pineapple trombone March 6, 2018

Rusty Trombone

rust·y
/ˈrəstē/ adjective
1. (of a metal object) affected by rust.

trom·bone
/trämˈbōn/
noun
a large brass wind instrument with straight tubing in three sections, ending in a bell over the player's left shoulder, different fundamental notes being made using a forward-pointing extendable slide.

What your dick looks like after having anal sex. The slide part allbrown and rusted looking.

"When i pulled it out of her butt it was all dirty," I said. Laughing my friend said "she gave you the Rusty Trombone."

by jayram1408 January 17, 2023