Rusty Venture

When you jack off so much your dick becomes sore.

I was off all day and bored. Ended up giving myself a Rusty Venture.

by 9kandwutisthis November 25, 2010

Rusty S'mores

You start by fisting a handful of mini marshmallows into her Rusty Sheriff's Badge followed by a pounding sesh where you whip up a nice batch of Santorum. Next, have her push the contents of her Prison Wallet out onto a few graham crackers you've placed on the ground for her.

Becky's Fart Box was sounding like a Queef Chapel last night while we were whipping up a batch of Rusty S'mores under the moonlight.

by Mike Oxstiff January 9, 2023

Rusty Harmonica

The act of eating a woman’s ass while simultaneously massaging her clit. Can be done from any position, primarily from the back. Gigem

Just wait until we get home baby, you’ve earned yourself a rusty harmonica.

by OlRockthebadAg December 2, 2024

Rusty wooding

Having sex with a girl on their period and letting the blood dry on your peines

Oh my God me and my girl tried Rusty wooding it was great

by The mans dictionary June 18, 2023

rusty cuffs

Red ring on wrist left after fisting a chick on her period.
Brown rusty rings are left from an anal fisting.

I fisted my chick last night, didn't know she was on her period and she gave me rusty cuffs.

by Meso H. June 17, 2012

Rusty Canister

A rusty canister takes place when two gamers who are attracted to one another meet for the first time. This act is performed by both parties standing on top of a bed while rotating until the dizzying effect causes them to fall onto the bed.

Burt and Janet decided to meet in person after months of playing Fallout 76. They immediately jumped in the bed and did the rusty canister before falling into each others arms.

by Lord Kinbote November 21, 2019

rusty camper

When the wife eats a bag of Cheetos and you finger her in the ass. Magnified in intensity if the Cheetos are of the "Jalapeño" variety; this becomes a rusty camper with the heater left on.

"Dude wife totally sharted my hand last night"
"Well you shouldn't have hit her up with the rusty camper, fool."

by Johndhughes March 29, 2016