The popular opening phrase used in texts by socially awkward guys to seem vaguely casual and interesting without being excessively needy and extra; there is also the clever use of an emoji to convey a playful boyish spirit. It is important to note that this only seems cool to them and not the intended recipient of the text
Normal People:
N: Hey, how's it going?
M: Not much
N(internally): I'm going to die alone and unloved
Socially Awkward
N: Hi, anybody there :P ?
M: Not much
N (internally): I am a cool, funny and valid human being
N: Hey, how's it going?
M: Not much
N(internally): I'm going to die alone and unloved
Socially Awkward
N: Hi, anybody there :P ?
M: Not much
N (internally): I am a cool, funny and valid human being
by Parasitical Pineapple October 23, 2017
Short for "piss me off" or "pissing me off". Has a variety of forms including:
"pmo"
"p m o"
"p'd me o"
"y u p me o"
"pmo"
"p m o"
"p'd me o"
"y u p me o"
You have been talking to Donna about your dog all morning and it is starting to p me o.
My boss p'd me o a cliff this morning.......I got demoted to a janitor.
Taylor bailed on our trip to boonies and its safe to say it p'd us o to a never-before-seen level.
My boss p'd me o a cliff this morning.......I got demoted to a janitor.
Taylor bailed on our trip to boonies and its safe to say it p'd us o to a never-before-seen level.
by jaaa'mie December 14, 2016
on a mission drove by boredom to find a key board word that has not been defined but no you are here sorry
WHY ARE YOU HERE that reason or another have a nice day find something to cure your boredom.
WHY ARE YOU HERE that reason or another have a nice day find something to cure your boredom.
\'=-p;/.lo09ik,mju87yhnbgt65rfvcde43wsxzaq1` IS RIGHT HERE
by Sir Keys October 12, 2023
When you are way to bored and you have already typed mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, ect.
by TheMan11HasADogNamed#### September 22, 2020
by yellow bottle November 13, 2019
Asking for a treat when you find someone happy/promoted/expressing ecstasy.
milega? is a hindi word which means "can i"
Treat milega? :P : can i get/have a treat?
:P - you are not sure if the other person would be willing to treat you.
milega? is a hindi word which means "can i"
Treat milega? :P : can i get/have a treat?
:P - you are not sure if the other person would be willing to treat you.
you seem to be very happy. treat milega? :P
wow! you have been promoted. treat milega? :P
Not bad,you got engaged. treat milega? :P
wow! you have been promoted. treat milega? :P
Not bad,you got engaged. treat milega? :P
by Softykid December 15, 2010
by Floorduck September 24, 2023