Starbucks name

A completely normal name that the barista spells wrong for no reason. And not just a simple mistake, a spelling that's not even CLOSE to your name.
Barista: Hi welcome to Starbucks. Name?
George: George

A few minutes later...
Barista: An espresso for George?
*Label says "Joarjj"*

Starbucks name
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School/team name change

People who go to a high school have about as much interest in the name of the school as they have in the subjects being taught there. Their main interest is getting it over with and graduating. People who play on a sports team have more interest in making money than they do in what the name of the team they play on is.
The people involved in a school/team name change never held the original name sacred, and won't hold the next one sacred either. For 88 years, it never bothered anybody that the Washington Redskins were the Redskins, the name never really raised an eyebrow. Nobody paid the name much attention, then somebody whines about it and they have to make it politically correct so it no longer offends anybody (even though it never seemed to once in 88 years). They can even pick more neutral colors on their jerseys, how would their fans like a team with neutral colors and a lifeless name to go with it? It would be like playing a team called the neutered Bulldogs dressed in tiny pajamas versus the toxic, rabid, drug-fed junkyard Bulldogs.
by Solid Mantis October 14, 2020
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Maclonnbeveli 2 names

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clan names

Absolute retards sweating their balls off 24/7 in video games, mostly shooters. And no matter how fowl their chair is from all the jack off sessions they will still sweat their ass off. Even though it is a casual match of team death match, they still persist on calling their fellow comrades and proceeds to give everyone with at least 2 brain cells a seizure. Thus these fake bastards are acting like they just won the world cup but it was actually a PUBLIC match with their competitors are senior citizens from a fucking retirement home from the 1940's. These useless twats consisted of mobile gamers who spent upwards of $400 for a skin except for paying for a console. For example, these find specimens are found in Call of Duty: Mobile and PUBG: mobile. Do not make contact with most of them or they will give you complete brain damage.
Player 1: Wow, these clan names have no life.
Player 2: Indeed, because they wanted to flex their kill death ratio to their 2 subscribers on YouTube.
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List of Names

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Bart'n'moe name

Names tricking one into saying crude words out loud
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Fuck ya name

For example” We don’t care about your nameso fuck ya name
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