I wanted to give Melissa Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I wanted to give Melissa Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

I wanted to give David "Adrian-Angelique-Adryan-Axel-Enzo-Ezio-Auditore)" Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses?

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 1: Yes.
Person 1: I wanted to give David "Adrian-Angelique-Adryan-Axel-Enzo-Ezio-Auditore)" Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

Metal Mike

An urban legend who can shift through realities with a snap of his fingers. He is both alive and a ghost so nobody notices him and he is an arsonist. If you see him hide your kids and your wife.

Joseph: Hey look out i think i saw metal mike, GET INSIDE NOW!!!

by Xasisiotis November 23, 2021

metal detweakting

what a dozen or so 40 something white fellas from midwest USA do when theyre nerds on ice.

Yeah, Ol'Grady outside at 3am with a flashlight, hes out there metal detweakting again.

by katzer86 June 10, 2023

Metal eater

A very cool person, really gay and likes singing, raging adhd. Performer Cus they like to show off😢 will forever sell their soul for KURMPAT and craig😢 get yourself a metal eater.

DUDE METAL EATER STOP IT.

by Metal Eater March 13, 2023

Metal Spork

Impossible.

Smartest Person Ever: Why only PLASTIC sporks here, and not any METAL sporks?
The Person Ever: I dont know, just somethin they do

by NotIsaacWasTaken March 18, 2023

Metallic Reminder

To beat someone with a rusty steel pipe for doing you wrong

"(Italian American Accent) When Tony was messin up da sidewalk, I had to give him a metallic reminder if you know what I mean"

by anonymous March 26, 2023