Jake

Jake = smattest

“Oh yeah Jake is so smat”

by Musicloverbish January 16, 2024

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Jake Gyllenhaal

He is the nastiest skank bitch I have ever met. Do not trust him, he is a fugly slut.

Taylor Swift: But the punchline goes, “I’ll get older, but your lovers stay my age.”

Jake Gyllenhaal: ...but no one my age will date me.

by Swiftie88 November 23, 2021

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Jake is a beautiful loving person, he’s gay for sure. Jake is a boy you can trust, The most amazing person you'll ever meet. He's beautiful in every way possible. He can make you smile, even when you're both upset. He has the most caring heart despite being through so much pain. He's sensitive though so if you're lucky enough to ever be with him, treat him as well as possible. Oh and Jake is cool asf probably cooler then anyone

Person 1: “Jake is cool”

Person 2: “I know I wanna be friends with him”

by I love you so much <3 November 21, 2021

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Jake

A person who loves to put cocks in his mouth especially people named Avery or tobes

Jacob was caught Giving a jake to tobes in the closet

by Dubdub215 August 23, 2022

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Panama Jake

A Guy who has good morals but the morals go out the window when he drinks.

A Panama Jake is a drunkin horny male that loses all inhibition when around hot females. Will show off his penis and use it to do party tricks to get a laugh and possible pussy.

Hey that guy is a true Panama Jake, he just showed me a trick making his dick into a hamburger.

by Corona ed June 20, 2022

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