Humanity

1. A mistake; Something that shouldn't exist

"Humanity has once again betrayed itself"

by BacchusEntr May 9, 2022

Human

A creature with very edible foreskin, especially in girth. Beat the meat of the creature to cook it on success.

I made a game called Human Bowling Pins!

by He/he/he/ha August 3, 2022

Dislocated Human Vertebra

An insult, commonly used for people who are spineless (figurative), or for people who you want to snap their spine.

Person 1: "Hey Jared!"

Person 2: "You are a Dislocated Human Vertebra"

Person 1: "Oh."

by Pain in a nutshell May 26, 2021

humans

A group of people that do nothing but feel miserable, make other people feel miserable, and then eventually die.

It's a miracle that humans exist, and somehow we spend that opportunity by destroying ourselves.

by daigo0777 November 17, 2021

toxic humans never coming

never

toxic humans never coming on eli

by phouw April 8, 2025

human wikipedia

Someone who is smart and knows generally about anything, but ends up giving either false or too much information.

Example A
Me: Bob, do you know about the Boston Red Sox?
Bob: The Boston Red Sox is an American professional baseball team based in Boston, Massachusetts, founded in 1901. Their uniform consists of a standard baseball cap and shirt, and specifically red socks, hence the name of the team "Boston Red Sox". The Boston Red Sox is currently a member in the Major League Baseball's American League Eastern Division.

Me: K den.

Example B
Me: What's inside a hot pocket anyways?
Bob: Peanut butter, jelly, and two slices of bread.
Me: That's why it tastes like meat, thanks Human Wikipedia!

by So... November 7, 2013

Human

The worst evolution of a living creature can have >:(

homo sapien neanderthalensis: Let's turn back my fellow monkes the thing which i will evovle into is a human (>_<)

by LOLman42069 May 8, 2021