the mischievous little creatures that live inside electric sockets. They wait around until you got 10% battery life on your phone at night and after you charge your phone up for overnight charging they unplug your phone. You usually wake up with your phone on or 1% or dead.
Me- I was late to work because some fuck gnomes came out of my electric socket last night and unplug my phone so my phone was dead this morning and I did not hear my alarm. Boss- yaaaàaaah OK ? I'm going to need you to go down to human resources and pee in a cup.
by joor79 August 9, 2018

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"man ain't nobody going to fuck ass arby's, mcdonalds is way better."
or
"who the hell going to fuck ass Florida for the summer, me and my homies going to Dubai."
or
"who the hell going to fuck ass Florida for the summer, me and my homies going to Dubai."
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