Dirty Ass Kunt Palmer

A despicable and depraved sexual act in which the offending party has an ass that smells like a manhole and also reeks of vag cig at the same time. The sexual act is performed with a rod, probe or waffle iron, or any common household item that can penetrate an orifice, often more than one item. The offender repeatedly jams and rams the devices into the anus and or kunts of the victim. It is a power move act conducted as a form of punishment and degredation for a failure or a harassment.

Render Dawg: Damn those math tutors are real doichebags.

Keymonny: why is that? I thought Gev and the mass monster crew at that school were real professional?
Render Dawg: Naw Brah, my tutor got really Hafnerish when i couldnt learn the calculus lesson fast enough. he dropped his pants and did a dirty ass kunt palmer on me. His vag cig stench was horrific and the i got shafted with an egg beater for over 45 minutes.

by ballplayer182 March 18, 2022

dirty deuce

A person who absoluteley smells like onions, after a long day of work of doing nothing on the job.

Damn bro you are a dirty deuce you stinky piece of shit.

by lebron42069 November 12, 2023

dirty mouth wash

when you piss in a persons mouth then put your dick in there

man: hay kid get in my van and i will give you a dirty mouth wash

kid:no thanks my dad sied if i let no one touch my pikle he will give me a nikle

man: pulls out gun

kid: oh shit

by ting ling 69 April 08, 2022

Dirty Dätwiler

When you stick your pp into a nespressokapsel and at the same time shit out window sealing.

Last night I totally did a dirty Dätwiler

by Lexus2502 July 01, 2021

Dirty sandwich

2 friends in Myrtle Beach. 1 has a girl friend other just wants to get his rocks off ..Friend shows up with hooker & the gf of rentened room throws sandwiches at hooker.

Wes gf made him a sandwich & chad showes up with a hooker. Wes sandwich became a "DIRTY SANDWICH " after it hit the face of the dirty hooker

by Lindafaye&zepplun June 16, 2023

dirty caitie

Getting excited about finding an oversize cucumber, and posting it to social media.

"Did you hear about that Dirty Caitie?"
"Oh yeah, that thing was longer than her arm!!"

by El88Rey June 28, 2022

Dirty Krucker

When you like to scream sexual insults in an embarrassing accent while you get gang banged from several interracial massive cocks. It usually invloves getting shit in your mouth in public.

The sexual intercourse ends with old dudes tickling your asshole.

Oh wow. He really got dirty kruckered

by MassiveDickBoy July 29, 2021