dirty straw

When your girl let you do her in the ass and you pull out to give her a break cause it's hurting her. Then you look down to see shit on you dick so you get turned off and go limp.

We were having anal sex in the shower last night and but we didn't finish cause she gave me a dirty straw.

by 89anderson June 10, 2017

Dirty Zhikun

The act simultaneously masturbating and defecating in a bath of reduced sugar orange juice concentrate, then bottling the bath contents and exchanging them with the rat king for used condoms and needles.

“I heard the homeless man down the street partakes in dirty Zhikun’s for fun”

by Woodsy678 January 30, 2025

Dirty Matisse

A Dirty Matisse is a free gentle spirit that loves to jerk off while watching porn.

Ben was watch porn and started to do a Dirty Matisse.

by BakingSoda22 October 28, 2020

Dirty Saskia

When you let your missus insert large objects in your rectum and let them pop out by themselves.

I Dirty Saskia'd my toaster last night!

by KinkyWinky123 February 22, 2024

Dirty drake

You take a long metal pipe heat it up until it is red, Then you insert it into your anus. After it cools take it out and fuck it.

He took out that pipe and dirty draked me! One hell of a night!

by The1andonlydrake April 2, 2024

dirty dripping

to cheat or steal

That girl got an A on her test because she was dirty dripping.

by ffejjalapeno August 5, 2008

dirty yader

When you strip butt ass naked and jump the barrier at a cavalera concert

I got so drunk and pulled a dirty yader after yelling about TD bank

by baseball100 March 15, 2024