a day

Response given when someone asks how your day is going. can be used in present, or past tense. Typically given when you don't want to lie, but also don't want to outright state how bad of a day you've had. This response would be given with a negative connotation.

Friend: " Hey, How's your day going?"
You: " Oh, you know, its been a day."

by ariswotle November 9, 2022

Next Day Denise

Very hungover, usually from a work event, caused by one or two glasses of cheap bubbles.

"My goodness, I am so Next Day Denise after that Influencer party last night with Hugo, sorry I'm late."

by TexanStraightshooter123 October 17, 2019

National Cuddle Day

August 1st is National Cuddle Day you have to cuddle with someone

Today is National Cuddle Day

by Kikidikidoo July 30, 2021

National Skirt Day

National skirt day is celebrated November 16th and is a worldwide holiday where everyone wears a skirt, including males.

Tomorrow is National Skirt Day! what skirt are you wearing?

by Psychies November 3, 2022

national floor day

Is on April 7th Get naked cover yourself in vaseline and slither like a snail on the floor

National floor day

Person: I’m a snailll

by StickyBeans July 29, 2021

national jumper day

National jumper day. A day where we all congregate and honor both the song and movie jumper.

Bro 1: Why is everyone so hyped

Bro 2: ITS NATIONAL JUMPER DAY DUMB FUCK

by mean green meme making machine October 13, 2018

national broken table appreciation day

its self explanatory. its national broken table day 🤷🏼

"Bro did you hear, today is National Broken Table Appreciation Day!"

by Stacy McKeen March 9, 2020