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Cheat on your gf day

Have you cheated on your gf yet today? It’s national cheat on your gf day.
by Sjanna November 1, 2021
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Valentine's day

-Its Valentine's day today! How are you going to spend it?
-With my girlfriend, what about you?
-Pornhub wants to be my valentine. I'll be staying home i guess.
by PowerRager February 15, 2019
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National Send Your Boobies Day

March 6th, the one day a year you can finally see the nipple of that girl you've been wanting to see but never had the excuse or the balls to ask
Me: Do you know what day it is?
You: ...March 6th?
Me: Yes AND National Send Your Boobies Day
You: Well in that case I guess I have to send you my boobs
Me: I don't make the rules, I just enforce them

You: *Sends Boobs*

Me: Wow! Great Tits
by . March 6, 2023
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National Bowker Day

National Bowker day on the 1st day of every month to appreciate how much of a legend people with this name are.
It's national Bowker day. Stop what you are doing and appreciate the legends

Did you know it was National Bowker Day today? It was last month as well but I don't mind as I love them

National Bowker Day? Wow!! Bend me over Bowker
by Tattmanscoop August 31, 2023
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National horny day

On june 23rd you can officially ask for nudes/sexual favors.
Person 1: Ayyo imma get her nudes cuz it's National horny day
Person 2: man that's creepy but you do you
by Mega-blongus April 16, 2021
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National eat cheesecake day

This day is on September 9th, It is the one day of the year where you can literally eat any and all cheesecake.
National eat cheesecake day is an entire day where anyone can eat cheesecake until they can’t eat anymore. This day is on September 9th.
by Cheesecakeismybsf December 11, 2019
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National Send Nudes Day

Oct 5, This is a special occasion where girls are suppose to send nudes to the guy they're attracted to.
PERSON 1: Hey, what day is it today?

PERSON 2: Bro, it's National Send Nudes Day
by theboyisfocused October 5, 2021
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