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fuck a moot day

The day where you fuck your mutual on twitter
Dan: damn it’s fuck a moot day
michelle: get your dick out, we gotta fuck
by Anonymous user 299 July 20, 2024
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F-day

When you have had enough, done enough, tolerated enough, held it together long enough and you need a day to say F@*k it ALL. Nothing gets done but the bare minimum on this day. Kids feed themselves. Kids feed the pets. Your significant other leaves you alone. Calls don't get answered. Laundry doesn't get done. You get the point. F it!
Sorry, it's my F-day. Ask me tomorrow.

I'm tired of this sh@! I need an F-day.
by Nik-mont July 21, 2024
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Dance with a gator day

On July 22 is national Dance with a gator day. On July 22 you go to a swamp, find a gator and have a romantic night out with it

(Please do not try this)
Person 1: Remember, tomorrow is "Dance with a gator day".

Person 2: Shoot, I almost forgot
by Dickisucki July 21, 2024
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Impregnate a trans girl day

On August 1st is the international impregnate a trans girl day. It's a day where everyone is encouraged to impregnate a trans girl any time she wants, as long as all parties consent.
Guy 1: "Trans girls can't get pregnant."
Guy2: "Whuuut? Of, course they can! Wait till Impregnate a trans girl day ... and you will see.."
by fukkenawesome July 21, 2024
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National Insult-a-Stonk Day

Insult him to the fullest extent and show no mercy for absolutely no reason on this specific day on the 22nd of july
National Insult-a-Stonk Day - "skunky stonky"
by coreguy July 22, 2024
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National Insult-a-Stonk Day

Insult stonk for absolutely no reason and show no mercy at all.
Even if he is at rock bottom, insult him to the fullest extent on July 22nd.
National Insult-a-Stonk Day - "stonk smells like a skunk" - "stonk more like stink"
by coreguy July 22, 2024
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feeding tube day

Feeding tube day is on the 24th of July on feeding tube day you have to give someone with a feeding tube a drink
Aw but man it’s feeding tube day fancy a double vodka coke on me
by Patflin July 24, 2024
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