Ugly day

June 20th is national ugly day

“My birthday is on June 20th ugly day”

by Theyluvme September 02, 2021

Kids these days

Kids are hard to understand. They act waaaaaaaay mature for their age. Often says stuff they're not supposed to say like daddy! or fmh (fuck me hard)! and cuss words? don't even get moi started..

whats wrong with kids these days everything!

by whatsmyname?idk April 14, 2018

National beat off day

October 5th is national bear off day to celebrate all the boys

“Yo tmrw Ima beat you off”

“Why”
“It’s national beat off day today”

by Nohomo2369 October 04, 2019

NATIONAL SEND A TWERK VID TO YOUR MAN DAY

Send a twerking video(s) to your bf and make em happy on April 18
“Time to send a twerk vid to ya nikka”
time to bless ‘em

NATIONAL SEND A TWERK VID TO YOUR MAN DAY THANKZ FOR DA VID!!

by Baby b4 April 19, 2024

Lorax Day

Dress as the Lorax from April 15th to 22nd and just say it’s “Lorax day”

Hey why are you dressed like that?

L O R A X D A Y

Lorax day.

by It’s pennywise November 06, 2023

Micro Day

It's uh... A day.

Where we... Uh...

Celebrate the Master Chief

Wake up babe, it's Micro Day.

by NootOfRoses February 26, 2022

National Eat Food Day

February 7th is National Eat Food Day so gather all your friends and go out to eat and get something good to eat.

Hey bro, it’s National Eat Food Day let’s get our friends and go somewhere.

by Dalena09 February 07, 2020