Turtle Recon

A sneaky, deliberate maneuver during kinky scat play where one partner temporarily retreats - usually waddling or clenching - to "scout the terrain" (i.e., make a quick, preemptive poop) before returning to the scene with renewed, devious purpose. It’s like a tactical dump before going full commando.

"She said she was into the mess, but wanted to do a Turtle Recon first to ‘lighten the load.’ Five minutes later, she came back grinning with wet wipes."

by Gropium June 11, 2025

turtle cheese

A chewy substance that is formed from only the truest and most pure rabbit's milk.

"Man I could really go for some turtle cheese right about now."

by turtle.cheese.lover708 July 22, 2017

Relationship Turtle

a long period of time in which a person dose not express a want for a relationship and remains like a turtle within its shell.

Damn Steve could get mad bitches too bad he is stuck in a Relationship Turtle.

by Daddystalin August 01, 2017

turtle heart

A little turtle who Carries a heart in it’s mouth, where did the heart come from? nobody knows.

Hey that’s a nice turtle heart you got there dude!
Thanks, it just came last week and I need to keep all eyes on it or it will start growing it’s heart collection.

by Q woo kyjtjtjjtjttjtj April 27, 2022

turtle pipe

A playful and somewhat cheeky slang term used to refer to the anus or butthole.

When she's throat goatin your manicotti with no hands and suddenly she jams a finger up your turtle pipe.

by sky10202 October 15, 2023

Hardcore Turtle

A gay YouTuber who also posts on pornhub. Probably has Corona virus.

Stay away from that fucking hardcore turtle.

by Hardcoret March 12, 2020

Turtle Racing

Three fuckers spread out across the entire highway going the same speed not allowing anyone to pass.

Man those fuckers where turtle racing on the way here, I wanted to kill myself

by muahahaha6942069 December 03, 2024