by poopywoman16 June 06, 2021
by Matthew Leonard May 29, 2019
Taylor Derangement Syndrome (TDS) is a mental condition in which a person has been driven effectively insane due to their dislike (or like) of Taylor Swift to the point at which they will abandon all logic and reason. (Mostly seen in grown men and women who previously had indifferent opinions on the artist)
Symptoms may include:
Heart palpations
Thinking in Taylor Swift lyrics
Craving pumpkin spice
Posting online rants
Sacrificing voodoo replica dolls of swift haters
Symptoms may include:
Heart palpations
Thinking in Taylor Swift lyrics
Craving pumpkin spice
Posting online rants
Sacrificing voodoo replica dolls of swift haters
"Did you hear about Maiko? They put her on a 72 hr lock down because of her Taylor Derangement Syndrome!"
"Why is everyone fighting about Taylor?!"
"I think they have TDS! "
"Omg I would die for Taylor. I spent my entire life savings on bleacher seats!! In my broke era!!"
"Bitch, you might have TDS"
"Why is everyone fighting about Taylor?!"
"I think they have TDS! "
"Omg I would die for Taylor. I spent my entire life savings on bleacher seats!! In my broke era!!"
"Bitch, you might have TDS"
by Maiko182022 October 08, 2023
Cambria: I totally just pronounced ‘strategic’ wrong.
Mr. Martinez: Oh, you mean that was a Taylorism?
Mr. Martinez: Oh, you mean that was a Taylorism?
by Epitome123 June 06, 2021
Taylorism - An absolute cunt, one is known to have 'Taylorism' if one has bought 25 laptops, his girlfriend hates him, daft enough to buy a £500 marble coffee table to sniff blow off. Also one has severe Taylorism if one is thick enough to buy a treadmill and use it to hang clothes on.
Oh jesus, look at the fucking retard, he's gone and blown 30k on coke, he's an absolute joke - Fucking hum dings of Taylorism.
by SameHeadSykes October 05, 2023
by Djdndnf October 26, 2018
Taylor Swift's "Gruel Summer" is my parody, of her "Cruel Summer," song. Note there's, an online British site, about gruel, and someone, made a Bananarama, "Cruel Summer" parody, called "Gruel Summer. "Taylor's Swift's "Cruel Summer," sounds nothing, like this one.
Taylor Swift's "Gruel Summer" is my parody, of her "Cruel Summer." "Devils boil some mice, angels boil some rice. Eggs look so tasty, like the devil!" This is my jokes, on the lyrics: "devils roll the dice, angels roll their eyes," and "he looks, so pretty, like a devil!" Why boil mice? Well devils are evil, so that's my point! The second verse, is my joke, on deviled eggs! I hope you like this joke!
by I'mcrazy August 09, 2024