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Jacob

A man with an nigger sized penis ( atleast 69 inches )
The easiest way to commit suicide is to get a mouthfull of jacobs dick
by Cancerisdank April 2, 2017
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god Marissa theres Jacob”
by grannyinsyrance March 7, 2021
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Jacob

The kinda guy that would crash into another car in his highschool parking lot and drive off and then only tell one person so they could help try to fix his car with a plunger and boiling water
Me: did Jacob just drive off after kitting that care in the basin.

Yeah that’s a real Jacob move
by Jacob hit a car in the basin October 30, 2018
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Jacob is a guy that is smart, athletic, cute, has the best smile, selfless and always loves for you (even if he appears that he doesn't). He is the best boyfriend and knows how to treat every single girl right if you are with him. He will make stupid jokes, normally has brown hair, a tad taller then average, Is friends with everyone, Is good at basically all sports and can make you smile with his smile, He will always put others first even if that means putting himself down, He is a good kisser and will make you send sparks when you see him!
Person1: OMG OMG THERE'S JACOB
Person2: HE'S SO CUTE
by HumbleZung March 28, 2019
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Jacob. Theres 2 kinds. Height wise: they can be really tall.... Or really short. Personality wise: The ones who are real assholes and then these ones >> The guy of your dreams but you dont see it right away. He is a real gentleman when he is dating a girl and the best part about being with a Jacob is joking around him. He is the funniest kid you will ever meet.A cute guy. Personality is great. He has a temper as big as his dick. He is sometimes sweet but don't let that hide his dirty mindedness.One of the best friends you will ever have. You'll fall for him quickly but he won't think that he's good enough or he'll be so clueless he'll never pick up on it. Super good looking and caring, very sweet and innocent. The worst heartbreak you'll ever have.He is sweet and considerate to everyone, and is always willing to lend a helping hand.He can always be there for you, and doesn't rely on anyone to deal with his problems. Sweetest guy on earth, makes you happy when you are sad, will hold you in his arms at tough times and when you are cold, funny, smart and out smarts a bunch of people, loving, smiles a lot, super romantic, flirty, can make you smile within a minute(unless you have no soul), great hugger, most honest guy you'll ever meet, and he is totally respectful to women.
girl-why are you crying
crying girl-jacob doesn't like me
by StoneColdFacts November 20, 2023
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Jacob Atkinson

HOLY SHIT THIS GUY HAS A 112 INCH COCK
Friend 1: Whoa you have a Jacob Atkinson right there!
Friend 2: yea its pre good
by ellcastillleng May 31, 2023
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the most craziest furry ever hits girls alwaysm watching, gay furry porn and always brings food.
you:did you know jacob watches gay furry porn
jacob:NO U
by /?/?/? November 4, 2019
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