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Long shlong

Hey I heard that Jean has a long shlong
by Jigglytits May 13, 2021
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Long

(of stocks, bonds, or other investments) bought ahead, expecting a future rise in price.
In fact, here is an example sentence using "long" in its investment meaning:
"The investor bought long a stock in hopes that the price of the stock would increase in the coming months."
by Arminkshipper June 21, 2025
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long schlong

a word used by people with very small genitalia in order to describe their own.
¨I have a long schlong my dude.¨
¨no you dont its actually very small you dumb fucking idiot
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bryce long

"Bryce Long is a remarkably cool individual with exceptional guitar skills and a mastery of the game BitLife, making him a standout personality in both musical and virtual pursuits."
by MORVAX September 28, 2023
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Long

This can interpreted in numerous fashions.

1) the measurement of the length of the e wooden door in which one closes to retain the heat in their residual abode.

2) what your mother says when she sees me

3) the distance between the place of your stayingness and the place of your holidayingness. For example: Stayingness in USA, holidayingness in Greece.

4) the waiting list for health care assistance

5) the length of one’s penis

6) the original length of the twin towers before September 11th 2001!
That is really long!
by BigManLettuce March 12, 2024
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Long

The name Long is a boy's name of Chinese, Vietnamese origin meaning "dragon". Cool dude.
To call someone Long
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