January 3rd

There is nothing on this day soo imma make it national slide up or dm your crush day

You: *sees crush posts*
Also you: its January 3rd i should tell her how I feel

by Doritojahofficial November 23, 2021

January 5th

national sexy bitch day, only sexy horny motherfuckers are born on this day and they deserve lots of sex

:it’s january 5th
:your birthday?
:yes now fuck me

by lilmicrowavablepizza December 4, 2021

January 10th

Girls say yes day!

Hey beatfriend let’s go to the park

no actually I want to go to the cinemas

but I don’t wanna go-
Oh sorry it’s January 10th girls say yes

Ugh

by Bestfriend January 10th January 5, 2022

January 1st

National group wanking day.

Where you meet up with your friends and wank together.

Hey mate wanna join us on January 1st? x

by CheersluvXX October 30, 2019

January,14

you wanna fight?
You stank
You breath stank

January,14

January,14

by unknownpersonnnn41141 January 14, 2022

January 1st

January 1st is National skip school day!

Mum: 'Why aren't you going to school?'

Me: 'It's January 1st, National skip school day!'
Mum: 'Oh, okay, get comfy.'

by Crazykady09 November 6, 2020

January 13th

National kiss kaleb day

On January 13th , we kiss kaleb

by Tyiwnehysbe January 12, 2023