January 15, 2021

A local holiday in Utah where a female fiancé will bring their partner yummy food. Together they will celebrate the life of MLK and enjoy good conversations about civil rights. This day is a day for the fiancé to let her partner play Madden with his friends while she cuddles up to him/her.

Hey babe, tomorrow is January 15, 2021! Can you hang out?

by B3M13A20C21 January 14, 2021

Jizzing January

The whole month is devoted to jizzing everywhere. pretty much the opposite of no nut November.

Every single girl fails jizzing January.

by Basscrack November 13, 2019

January 12th

January 12th is national Premier Inn day!
Everyone go to Rugby Town Premier Inn to celebrate

Person 1 - "hey I was at a premier inn on January 12th to celebrate national premier inn day"
Person 2 - "...."

by Ftfft2828 January 12, 2024

January 12th

national kiss a black straight hair 5'6 lonely kpop obsessed plant killer plushie lover clean depressed Asian day

DAMN IT'S JANUARY 12th. Time to go give that smexy lady tien a kiss

by Not depressed kiss kiss January 01, 2022

January 12th

Attack big necked people

Person 1: watch out luch someone might get you today

Person 2:why?
Person 2:it’s January 12th and you got a big sad neck.

by seam123 January 12, 2025

January 8th

Pretty much the coolest person ever if they were born on this day, they typically had a rough childhood, and is ever so slightly crazy, but they are at least an 8/10 and up.

1st guy: I gotta go find a person born on January 8th

2nd guy: Why?

1st guy: Everyone cool was born on that day.

by Broken Eyeball April 25, 2023

January 8th

The day short people were born, no doubt 👍

“Ha my little sister was born on January 8th, she’s gonna be short af”

by littlemac_3 September 27, 2021