Internet

The end of your social life.

PERSON 1: Hey, what'd you do yesterday? I was out all day at a youth club!
PERSON 2: *updating Facebook*
PERSON 1: Hey, is that the Internet?
PERSON 2: *Tweeting*
PERSON 1: Uhhh, hey?
PERSON 2: *being mentally scarred by Tumblr*

by A-Person October 12, 2014

Internet

A place full of people that think they are more intelligent then everyone else

Internet-You people are too stupid to understand me
Decent Human-Dude I graduated from a university

Internet-And I banged your mom oohhhhhhh

by Honest Nigga June 24, 2017

Ur internet

Ur internet means you talk crazy over the phone but won’t say it in person

Ur internet bro ur wierd

by .imright June 11, 2021

internet café

Being one-of-a-kind place that only exists during COVID-19 pandemic, this place is where students attend online school but this same place is also the one that contributes towards the increase on screen time durations during and after COVID-19 pandemic

During the pandemic, the internet café became a one-of-a-kind spot where students logged into online classes, but it also turned into a hotspot for increasing screen time, making everyone rethink their digital habits.

by Emotional Cruiser July 30, 2025

dead internet theory

the theory that says that most of current internet traffic is filled with bots/AI which can be spotted when its obvious another user on social media websites such as twitter (x) tweets something that chat gpt would say or completely out of topic

tweet: something that chat gpt would say
response: dead internet theory

by Insanowsky December 20, 2023

Get off the internet and get a life

Offensive sentence for time-wasters on the internet.

"Get off the internet and get a life bruh"

by Itz KittyPinkiez March 15, 2024

Internet

via the internet to update

to update stuff you need an internet router

by caseylovesnicfortnite December 9, 2018