Chocolate cake batter surprise

When you are baking a cake and run out of chocolate and decide to use your diarrhea as a substitute, but you don’t tell anyone and it is a surprise

He had a chocolate cake batter surprise after eating his friend’s cake. He ended up shitting it out the next day and making his own version of it.

by FireFuego May 20, 2025

Because bread tastes better than key

usually a prisoner chooses bread instead of a key, and is usually someone who thinks it tastes better than key.

its a metaphor for the fact that we often choose temporary-
Because bread tastes better than key

by aviation lover 123 July 8, 2025

Little precious battery

slang word for d!ck

Because Jungkook's battery runs out.
And Jungkook's battery is precious, right?

Isn't this little precious battery still alive and well? - Jimin

Excuse me?! - Jungkook

by 나피사2009 July 15, 2025

I’m doing better than you

After five long years, you finally catch up with your cousin. He’s casually chilling on the couch, reading a magazine. When you ask how he’s been, he gives you a smug look and says, “I’m doing better than you.” He repeats this, then sarcastically says, “No, no, no, I’m joking.” But he keeps repeating it. You start to feel bad about yourself.

Example : You: “Hey man, it’s been a while. Long time no see! What have you been up to in life?”

Cousin: “…………I’m doing better than you………..No I’m not………..Yes I am”

by Anonymous annoymous 12345 July 20, 2025

Honey Glazed Battering Ram

The Honey Glazed Battering Ram is a sexual act the revolves around sticking a male's hard erection into an active beehive. After sticking it in. The male will smear the insides of the Beehive around they're penis, until completely covered. After the penis is covered they will immediately stick they're covered penis into a woman's dry unlubed anus.

Hey, sweetheart are you ready for the Honey Glazed Battering Ram?

by Wd420 August 4, 2025

Eggs are better served cold

Hot issues are better resolved when there is less tension. This proverb, coined by Snow (John Snow), means that emotional conflicts or sensitive situations are best handled after tempers have cooled — not in the heat of the moment. Like eggs that can still be enjoyed after chilling, some matters are better when allowed time to settle.

“I wanted to confront my business partner yesterday, but I waited. You know what they say — eggs are better served cold.”

by Snowbigmule August 5, 2025

To make it better

Do what I'm saying faster. That's it.

Hym "If you want to make it better for everyone you'll do that."

by Hym Iam December 14, 2025