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empty-boxcars train of assurers

Derisive term for a sizable number of acquaintances of someone with a dubious reputation who make praising statements about the individual's character/morals, offer to co-sign a loan he's requesting, etc., but who are of comparably-questionable integrity themselves, are also broke, etc., and so their own word and/or reliability is viewed as not being much more of a legitimate guarantee than the promises of the person they're vouching for. In other words, "quantito, but not qualito"... lots of impressive-looking "containers", but with no actual/tangible/legitimate "goods" inside of said containers.
Loan officer: I always feel really wary/suspicious whenever someone of unknown/questionable reputation asks for a loan and offers to bring in a number of other folks to vouch for his character, reliability, and financial responsibility --- "methinks he doth protest too much", plus usually his so-called "witnesses" appear to merely be an "empty-boxcars train of assurers"... they seem no more trustworthy than I would view the loan-requester himself as being, and so their voluminous praise/recommendations hold little significance and inspire little confidence in me regarding whether the loan-requester would actually possess adequate means/motivation/dedication to repay the money. I feel something like how the lady-attorney in "Losing Isaiah" did when she pointed out that the members of the "support group" whom ex-druggie/shoplifter Khaila had named as the people who were assisting her in her efforts to "go straight" and "live clean" had themselves all been former drug-users and/or criminals, and so she felt that they should not be considered to be viable/reliable helpers to prevent Khaila from relapsing.
by QuacksO September 21, 2018
mugGet the empty-boxcars train of assurersmug.

my trains

uh my trains
neil: my trains🤪😎😏
yes
by human i think February 3, 2023
mugGet the my trainsmug.

Floridian Freight Train

The Floridian Freight Train intercepted and returned a game saving 2-pt conversion for the Buckeyes vs. Navy September 5, 2009. The huge Linebacker outran the entire Navy defense for 99 yards. The most exciting two point play in Ohio State football history. GO BUCKS!
by letsgobucks September 6, 2009
mugGet the Floridian Freight Trainmug.

mexican speed train

Tying a razor blade to ones penis, and smacking another person in the mouth with it
Do not Mexican speed train me!
by county boy 101 February 27, 2014
mugGet the mexican speed trainmug.

Pain Train

A word to describe a devastating punch to the face, nuts, or stomach.
by John Elden Ring October 17, 2023
mugGet the Pain Trainmug.

Cribbage Trained

The act of fucking another person while only wearing jorts and crew socks.
Did you hear, Scott cribbage trained the shit outta Russell the other night.
by HazedAndConfused2 September 14, 2021
mugGet the Cribbage Trainedmug.

steam train

When you put two fingers inside a womans vagina and move your fingers in a Train like motion and make the sound of a train
Hey will you like to play Steam Train
by Therob12 September 3, 2022
mugGet the steam trainmug.

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