Internet

The end of your social life.

PERSON 1: Hey, what'd you do yesterday? I was out all day at a youth club!
PERSON 2: *updating Facebook*
PERSON 1: Hey, is that the Internet?
PERSON 2: *Tweeting*
PERSON 1: Uhhh, hey?
PERSON 2: *being mentally scarred by Tumblr*

by A-Person October 12, 2014

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The perfect replacement for school, since there are sites like Google and YouTube. It's basically school without the suffering.

Person 1: Why aren't you going to school?
Person 2: Well, I discovered that I had already learned everything from the internet

by Pixelaar December 29, 2018

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The best and the worst invention of humanity.
Where you can find almost infinite knowledge, generosity and entertainment but at the same time almost infinite misinformation, hatefulness and massive waste of time.

Person 1 : Hey there dude! How you doing?
Person 2 : Great! What have you done today my friend?
Person 1 : I watched stupid videos on Internet...
Person 2 : WHAT?! All day long?
Person 1 : Yeah I know...
Person 2 : Don't worry, same for me...

by FrankTheVigne April 23, 2019

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The most beautiful and the worst invention of humanity. An infinite source of knowledge, generosity and entertainment, but also disinformation, hatred and astronomical waste of time.

Friend : What did you do today, dude?
Me : I watched useless videos on Internet...
Friend : WHAT!? All day long?
Me : ... yes ...
Friend : It's alright dude I did the same...

by FrankTheVigne April 16, 2019

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