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Dirty Aussie Beef Burger

The act of acquiring a boner, then tucking it between your legs whilst your bitch inserts your dick into her Vag doggystyle.
Skip 1: I was trying to hide my boner in between my legs when my bitch snuck up behind me and gave herself a Dirty Aussie Beef Burger!
Skip 2: Ohhhhh maaaaattttteeeee. The Dirty Aussie Beef Burger!
by Skip_Motherfucker7 April 30, 2009
mugGet the Dirty Aussie Beef Burgermug.

knock the beef out your taco

don't mess with me or ill knock the beef out your taco....
by willcee1 June 2, 2014
mugGet the knock the beef out your tacomug.

Roast beef Au Jus

The lubricant of choice for a loose meat sandwich found in the rut of an old snapper.
Tracey brought her own au jus to lube up the loose meat sandwich. I asked her if that is supposed to be used for real food, and she told me to shut it and get back to work, kinda like Rabbit's boyfriend does.
by rick9plus May 9, 2005
mugGet the Roast beef Au Jusmug.

Marbled Roast Beef Curtains

Not only is this a beat up vagina with large lips hanging down, but the women is so fat her roast beef is marbled with fat. Even worse than simple roast beef curtains.
Rob hated that his girlfriend so was so fat-- she went beyond the already disgusting roast beef curtains- She had massive marbled roast beef curtains! The worst of the worst!
by BP310 July 19, 2010
mugGet the Marbled Roast Beef Curtainsmug.

skin your beef jerky

1. shut up

This rather graphic phrase literally tells men to go a "skin their penis" but in essence, it is a way of telling someone to shut up by moving on to do something else. This particular phrase is great to use against misogynistic remarks from men, as a man would fear having to perform surgery on his own genitals.
guy: Buy high sell low.

girl: I know how the stock- market works. Why don't you skin your beef jerky? I'm tired of your mansplaining.
by Boo Sadley February 23, 2021
mugGet the skin your beef jerkymug.

Ranch with a side of beef jerky

When a girl is starving for cum and dick and eats both
Damn I really want ranch with a side of beef jerky
by Tom 123422 May 7, 2020
mugGet the Ranch with a side of beef jerkymug.

park the beef bus in tuna town

the greatest euphemism for sexual intercourse this world will ever know
bob: I met this girl last night and we really hit it off.
joe: Oh shit, did you park the beef bus in tuna town?
bob: Hell yeeaaaah! *highfives*
by HarryAscholl April 13, 2016
mugGet the park the beef bus in tuna townmug.

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