The turtle gang

The local soccer club located in sterling commons in Sterling Heights Michigan. These amazing group of soccer players play at local park called dodge park. While everyone wishes they were as good at soccer as all of them.

Man the turtle gang always beats us 3-0 at dodge park.

by The turtle gang December 11, 2018

turtles

A game played in the car where the windows are rolled up and the fresh air vent is closed, then 1 or more (preferably all) of the occupants bust ass. The loser is the first person to open the window and stick their head out..resembling a turtle.

Oh, I got a good one coming!
Me too!! Let's play turtles!!!

by phishing phool July 12, 2017

Turtle bender

The guy who has a fetish for turtles and regually has sexual inter course with them

That guy is such a turtle bender!!

by Ebneezerthegee July 22, 2017

turtle cheese

A chewy substance that is formed from only the truest and most pure rabbit's milk.

"Man I could really go for some turtle cheese right about now."

by turtle.cheese.lover708 July 23, 2017

Relationship Turtle

a long period of time in which a person dose not express a want for a relationship and remains like a turtle within its shell.

Damn Steve could get mad bitches too bad he is stuck in a Relationship Turtle.

by Daddystalin August 4, 2017

blowtorch my turtle

To cover her back with cum as she is curled in a ball on the ground hiding her head and limbs.

I really want Jimmy and his friends to blowtorch my turtle after we are done with the gang bang.

by GoldenDragonaire April 18, 2018

turtle riding

When the male gets on all fours, and his female sticks a suction cup dildo on his back. Then she proceeds to turtle ride him until climax.

"I miss my ex-girlfriend. My new girlfriend isn't turtle riding me anymore."

by Lol just me dude August 25, 2017