Twat salad

A jumbled confusing turn of events or situation.

Wow that party turned out to be a real twat salad, last time i go to that place.

by Mtg187 April 1, 2017

TWATs

T: Thots
W: with
A: AIDS
T: style points

TWATs: OMG! Tiktok is so gud
Me: OH Shit, better run, it’s a TWAT

by BigBoyBurren March 28, 2021

Twat

When fuckboisin evac camp like a bitch in the back of the spawn ALL game (lolcats07)

Lolcats07 is such a twat and I just dangled dangled my ballsack in his nostrils last game

by Skies_US August 1, 2018

twat cred

twat cred: when you already think someone is an idiot, and they show you another example of why you hold that opinion.

Background: "Twat cred" is a play off of the common term "street cred" which is short for "street credibility" or street reputation.
"Twat" is a term orginally meanining "vagina," but is often used to describe someone who's an idiot or a general dirtbag.

"Dave and Mike think all brown skinned people 'grew up on tacos,' once again proving their twat cred."

"Sarah threatened to fight the neighbor when she argued about the newspaper missing from the steps, showing her real twat cred."

by omega_pulse October 5, 2013

TWAT SWATTER

WHEN ONE GIRL KEEPS ANOTHER GIRL FROM GETTING LAID. VERY SIMILAR TO COCK BLOCKING BUT WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX.

GIRL 1:SO WHATS YOUR SIGN?
FRANK:GEMINI.WHATS YOURS?
FAT FRIEND:(INTERUPTS)YOU SHOULDNT BE TALKING TO THIS GUY .YOU HARDLY KNOW HIM
GIRL 1:QUIT BEING A TWAT SWATTER

by FRANKYJGARDENGROVE696969 December 5, 2010

Twat babble

Bender Mahaney incoherent negro speech

This clown had twat babble spewing out of his mouth after blowing coke and dudes for three days.

by Goteeeeeeeeeeeeem December 11, 2024

doodle twat

When you masterbate with a marker and the cap is off.

If you can't get laid just doodle twat.

by Ladyslay71 December 9, 2017