Toilet Paper

1. Used for wiping shit from your ass
2. Something you akways seem to run out of when you need it most
3. Cum wipes

P1. Fuck
P2. What
P1. Im out of toilet paper
P2. Sucks to be you
P1. Please help
P2. Drive to the store with that shit stain
P1. Its cum m8
P2. Im your mom whyd you call me
P1. I was thinking of you.

by 4/20/69 July 10, 2019

Simulation Toilet

A person using a display toilet in a store to test its capabilities and efficiency.

Yo that simulation toilet at Home Depot really knows how to treat your asshole after a trip to Taco Bell.

by HakunahYourTatas January 1, 2020

Toilet water

Toilet water is the water that splash’s your balls after you take a fat shit.

“God damn it! The toilet water splashed my balls!”

by RomanTurkey April 19, 2023

Toilet Paper

Worth $100 is what everyone thinks but toilet paper won’t save you from corona.

Random guy: I’ll give you 100 bucks for one roll.
Person: one roll? Huh
Random guy: shh... toilet paper
Person: umm okay it’s not like it’ll save you from corona
Random guy:😳 yes it will

by Daniel156 April 5, 2020

Skibidi toilet Ohio rizzler level 5 gyatt caught in 4k ultra hd Grimice Shake challenge

The ultra sigma REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WoW john you are such a Skibidi toilet Ohio rizzler level 5 gyatt caught in 4k ultra hd Grimice Shake challenge Can i date you UwU Kawaii

by eh eye ron April 23, 2024

Skibidi toilet

Skibidi toilet is a popular series amoung the youngings, the series was made by the user name Dafuqboom it was a miracle that he discountinued because of massive backlash. The worst part about this so called slang that the generation of this time that we call ''gen alpha'' uses this sentence in like the worst moments possible.

''So how's your day?''- stranger
''Skibidi toilet'' - The victimiser

''I am sorry to say this but... She didn't make it out alive.'' - The unlucky father explaining that his mother died to cancer-

''Skibidi toilet Skibidi toilet!'' The retard-

by Skibidi toilet hater February 21, 2024

Skibidi Toilet

a stupid video game little 5 years old watch and play when a big head in a toilet chases after them singing a stupid song known as Skibidi Dob Dob- yeah im not singing, or typing the rest. if you watch skibidi toilet after the ages of 7 grow tf up and go workout at the gym.

Skibidi Toilet is so fucking cringy and dumb

by makebigbucks March 11, 2024