Rusty can

Using a straw to felch the rusting irony period blood out of a decomposing female corpse( preferably still warm)

Me and cammy went down to the graveyard and did the rusty can on the new corpses being delivered from the morgue. They were still extra fresh and warm!

by Felchmaster114 December 3, 2024

Rusty sousaphone

A Rusty Sousaphone is a Rusty Tuba performed on a man who is incredibly well endowed.

My boyfriend is hung like John Holmes and I gave him a Rusty Sousaphone last night.

by CGHDun December 1, 2021

Rusty

the hottest dog ever

shadar: “I LOVE RUSTY”
mon: “stop raping my dog”

by gorogorogoro-chan February 20, 2021

Rusty Rooster

When you wake up with a stiff morning wood and have anal sex BEFORE you pee.

After the third alarm rang into the morning, it was clear that lazy Kathy was not going to get out of bed any time soon. An irritated Joe decided a rusty rooster might be more persuasive, plus he’d been scrolling through Facebook in bed next to her long enough.

Time for a Cock-a-doodle doo doo.

by Chandrew32 August 28, 2022

Rusty Pearl

A rusty pearl is a hard object produced when sperm , poo and sand are combined within the soft tissue of the rectum after anal intercorse on the beach or in a sandy area.

i fucked this bitch on the beach in her ass and all the sand i pumped in her butt caused a rusty pearl to form .

by atomicjive December 1, 2010

Rusty Trumbone

It's a trumbone that's rusty. Very rusty...like, the most rustiest trumbone in all of rusty trumbone history!

Damn, now that is one rusty trumbone!

by Zeton the turtle September 19, 2018

Rusty Romo

A 'Rusty Romo' is when you take a pretty gal out to dinner and then hit on the waiter the whole night.

an example of a Rusty Romo in progess.."Go back to your place and score? No thanks, I'm enjoying the breadsticks."

Or the Dallas Cowboys vs the San Francisco 49ers on September 7, 2014.

by another anthony September 7, 2014